"Licorne Passive-Agressive" T-Shirt

Did you just roll a natural 20 on your perception check, or are you completely losing your mind?

Spotting a unicorn eating a cupcake and sipping tea seems magical. But when she stares right into your soul and whispers, “Oh. Tu peux me voir. Nous savons tous les deux ce que CELA veut dire...”, things get real.

This shirt perfectly balances cute aesthetics with witty, passive-aggressive French humor—perfect for throwing off your adventuring party or your Dungeon Master.

🛡️ Item Specs:

• Original Artwork: A colorful design featuring a quote that speaks directly to anyone who locks eyes with you.
• Available Colors: Choose Classic Black (featuring a subtle glow effect behind the unicorn) or Light Pink for a totally deceptive, sweet aesthetic.
• Premium Comfort: Soft, lightweight, and durable fabric, tailored for long hours of tabletop campaigns or tea times.
• Universal Fit: Perfect for every type of adventurer (and fairy tale creature).

⚠️ Production Notice: This product is made-to-order. We print and craft your shirt specifically for you once your order is placed. Please allow a short production delay before shipping or event pickup.